A blog of the great "TV", an international man of mystery and distinguished gentleman. Adventures in education, useless trivia, spiritual observations, the life of a struggling actor, and rants on movies and books are just a minute sampling of the day-to-day experiences in the life of TV. Come, read about it, and enjoy the ride.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Pearls Before Swine Occupies Sesame Street
Friday, August 12, 2011
Charlie Brown on Pearls Before Swine
This is the Friday, August 12, 2011 comic.
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
It's a Small World at the Taco Bell
He writes, "The drive-thru lane that wraps around my Taco Bell is narrow with high curbs on either side.
If you filled it with water and put multi-ethnic singing midgets along its sides, you’d have the “It’s A Small World” ride at Disneyland."
To see what happens read the whole thing here.Monday, June 28, 2010
Stephan Pastis Strikes Again
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Stephan Pastis Makes a New Friend
The comic strip "Pearls Before Swine" is the best comic strip being written right now. "Peanuts" and "Calvin and Hobbes" were my favorites growing up, but Watterson retired and Schulz died. "Fox Trot" was great, but that's only a Sunday strip now. Now the only strip that's a "must read" everyday is "Pearls Before Swine".The strip's creator, Stephan Pastis writes a blog. I found one of the latest entries particularly funny. I've copied it below. Check it out.
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On Sunday I went to a place that serves Brazilian food.
The guy behind the counter said, “What can I get you, my friend?”
I asked what he recommended.
He said, “We have many good things, my friend.”
I asked what most people ordered.
He said, “The chicken and rice, my friend.”
I stared at him, wondering how we had grown so close so fast.
“I’ll take the chicken and rice,” I said.
He entered it in the register.
“That will be eight dollars, my friend.”
I started to take my wallet from my pocket but stopped.
“Eight dollars?” I asked.
“Yes,” he said, “Is that a problem?”
“Yes,” I said, staring him in the eye. “I thought we were friends.”
He didn’t smile. He didn’t react.
As I paid him, I felt compelled to add one more thing.
“You’ve put a great strain on our relationship.”


