Thursday, February 26, 2009

Book Review of THE SAGA OF BEOWULF

I first became acquainted with Beowulf when I was a freshman in high school. There was an all-school assembly where a theatre group from the city came and performed a “play” based upon BEOWULF. It was more like a dance recital with some percussion and a little bit of acting. Though excited to not be in class, most students were bored by the performance, including the seniors who were studying the poem in their English classes. Even though I felt the show was a bit unusual, I was transfixed by the experience and it wasn’t because of the performers. I was interested because I found the story that was told (experimental and rudimentary as it was) fascinating. Thus began a lifelong love for first piece of literature ever written in English, BEOWULF. I read the poem when I was a senior in high school, re-read it and translated a small portion from the original Old English for a medieval English class in college, and re-read it again when Seamus Heaney’s now-famous translation was first released. My fascination with the tale has led me to read and watch other works about Beowulf. There are a variety of them out there, from comic books to novels to movies (the most recent being the 2007 CGI film version from Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman). The tale of Beowulf is extraordinary and inspiring and though most of these works have had sparks of originality and creativity, none has been outstanding. That is until now.

R. Scot John’s THE SAGA OF BEOWULF is a novelized re-telling of the story of Beowulf. The novel follows the main plotline of the original poem. During the Dark Ages, a legendary Geatish hero named Beowulf travels across the sea with some fellow warriors to the land of the Danes. Daneland has been ravished for twelve years by an ogre named Grendel. Many men have tried to kill the creature, but have ended up only as another meal or sacrifice. Beowulf arrives upon the shores of the Danes and promises to kill the creature. He does, but the joy of having the monster slain is short lived because Grendel has a mother who is more cunning than her son. She threatens to continue the siege that Grendel began twelve years before. She must be dealt with. So, Beowulf travels to Grendel’s mother’s den and with the help of a magical giant sword, kills her, too. He returns home and eventually becomes the king of his own clan and after many other adventures meets the end of his life after fighting a ferocious dragon. He succeeds in killing the dragon, but the wounds from the encounter are mortal and he dies. This is the basic plot of the original story and they are all included in THE SAGA OF BEOWULF. However, the novel encompasses much, much more.

The basic elements are expanded and other plotlines, some based upon other historical events and situations, have been woven into the story. Characters are given rich backstories that make them seem like real and compelling people, especially Beowulf. In many of the adaptations of the original poem, Beowulf’s character has been altered in a significant way to make him seem more human and less a Hero. Take for instance the Zemeckis movie version. There is no doubt that Beowulf is stronger than any man alive and can do heroic deeds. However, in that version of the tale, Beowulf’s character is compromised and he is shown not just to be proud, but pompous with a moral and ethical code no different than the rest of the savages he encounters. In THE SAGA OF BEOWULF, neither his humanity nor his almost superhuman abilities are skirted and Beowulf is shown to be the real Hero he is in the poem.

Beowulf isn’t the only character to be so fully and richly developed. Most of the other characters are, too. Many times background stories and exposition is for many readers often boring and the least interesting part of the stories they read, but in THE SAGA OF BEOWULF this is not so. Much of the exposition is dealt in flashbacks that not only provide crucial character history, but are just as exciting and interesting as the main action of the tale. And this is an action-packed story. A giant sea serpent, rock trolls, dwarves, fierce battles against sworn enemies, assassinations, sea journeys, a raid for fame and fortune into Frankish territory, and a battle in a ancient Roman arena against gladiators are all a part of the story. Besides the action and fighting sequences there’s some real-life history and political maneuverings as well as a dose of romance for good measure.

The novel is written in a style that modern readers should have no trouble following, yet is full of narrative poetry that does justice to the original epic. As a former high school English teacher there were times that I became very excited by some of the language in the story (Look, it’s a kenning!). A casual reader who has never read the original poem will probably enjoy the book as much as I did and not notice these poetic tributes, but they are a nice touch and are especially appreciated by those who are familiar with the original poem.

Purists might be offended by how the author has condensed events to fit a relative short time span. For instance, in the original poem, it is a span of nearly fifty years that Beowulf is king but in THE SAGA OF BEOWULF he is only king for a few brief months. The author explains in detail on his website (http://www.fantasycastlebooks.com/) why he made the decisions he made. Even though I felt it would have been nice to have seen some of the events of the novel spread out over a longer time frame, I understand why the timeline was shortened and felt that it took nothing away from the story or the character of Beowulf. In fact, other than a rather slow beginning and a few typographical errors, there is no criticism that I can say about THE SAGA OF BEOWULF.

In order to help readers more fully understand the text, the book includes a glossary of names, a glossary of places, as well as a fairly detailed map of the Scandinavia of the story. I found the glossaries particularly useful, especially during the first third of the novel when there were so many names and places, some of which even I wasn’t familiar.

In short, I found THE SAGA OF BEOWULF to be an exciting piece of historical fiction. Those who are familiar with the original poem will probably enjoy the novel as well as anyone who enjoys reading quality historical and fantasy fiction.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

The National Law to Burn Children's Books & The Human Brain

A few days ago a thrift store nearby published an advertisement in the local paper that they would no longer be accepting a very long list of items nor would they be selling those items in their stores. Some of the items listed were "children's books published before 1985". I found the ad interesting, but didn't give it too much thought. That was until I came across this article. Apparently besides spending massive amounts of money on useless projects that we can't afford, the federal government has decided to go completely Big Brother on us and has now banned the selling of all children's books published before 1985. I couldn't believe this when I first heard about it, but it is indeed true. Please read this article and write, email, or call your congressional representatives asking them to repeal this legislation.

As the author of the article, Walter Olson, points out, "Whatever the future of new media may hold, ours will be a poorer world if we begin to lose (or “sequester” from children) the millions of books published before our own era. They serve as a path into history, literature, and imagination for kids everywhere. They link the generations by enabling parents to pass on the stories and discoveries in which they delighted as children. Their illustrations open up worlds far removed from what kids are likely to see on the video or TV screen. Could we really be on the verge of losing all of this? And if this is what government protection of our kids means, shouldn’t we be thinking instead about protecting our kids from the government?"
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On a completely different note, I came across this video by a savant. He's promoting his new book about the human brain and how people think. It's very interesting.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/mpd/permalink/m3M6OL67ENQ0U5/ref=ent_fb_link

Sunday, February 08, 2009

License Plate

A couple nights ago I was driving home after a show and there was a car in front of me. When I read the license plate I had to do a double take. I was kind of tired, but I re-read the plates a couple of times and I was pretty sure the plates were: PEE NIS 1.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

January 2009: Media Consumed

A couple of years ago after reading THE POLYSYLLABIC SPREE by Nick Hornby, I was inspired to post a list of all the books I had read each month as well as the movies I viewed for the first time. I kept this up for just over a year and then stopped last year because I was so overwhelmed with teaching. I decided for 2009 that I would try it again. So, here's my list of books and movies from January 2009.

Books Read
*One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (play) Dale Wasserman
*Bus Stop William Inge
*You Can't Take It With You George Kaufman & Moss Hart
*Lend Me a Tenor Ken Ludwig
*Once Upon a Mattress Jay Thompson, Marshall Barer, Dean Fuller, et al.
** Superman, Inc: 1999 Annual Report Steve Vance, et al.
**Superman: Last Son of Earth, Book 1 & 2 Steve Gerber, Doug Wheatley, Chris Chuckry
** Batman: In Darkest Knight Mike W. Barr & Jerry Bingham
**Gotham By Gaslight Brian Augustyn, et al.
**Son of Superman Howard Chaykin, David Tischman, et al.
Holy Sh*t: The World's Weirdest Comic Books Paul Gravett & Peter Stanbury
Dispatches From the Tenth Circle The Onion
* = denotes a play
** = denotes graphic novel

I read several plays and comic books (graphic novels) in January 2009. I enjoyed all of the plays except Bus Stop. I'm not sure why this play is so well known because it's incredibly boring. The graphic novels were all elseworlds stories (what if?-type stories, e.g. what if Batman lived during the time of Jack the Ripper?). There were none of the batch that were terrible and overall most of them were rather enjoyable. They were a nice way to entertain myself on those days we were snowed in. As for the other books, Holy Sh*t is a collection of comic book covers with a synopsis and short history of some very bizarre and unusual comics. Dispatches From the Tenth Circle was a Christmas gift. It's a collection of Onion stories and is hilarious.

Movies Seen for the First Time
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Resident Evil: Degeneration
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Gran Torino
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Valkyrie
Pi

The only must see movie of the bunch is The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. It's a moving, life-encouraging film. The special effects are amazing. I cried a little. The film isn't the best movie of 2008, but it is one of the top three. It's kind of long, but it's well worth it.

Pi is noteworthy because it was a $60,000 movie that launched the career of director Darren Aronofsky, one of the most daring, visually-stimulating, and thought-provoking directors making movies.

Gran Torino is worth watching just for Clint Eastwood. He's basically the whole movie. It was panned by critics and didn't do as well as expected at the box office, but I enjoyed The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Valkyrie has some really good acting and is noteworthy for bringing this overlooked episode of WWII history to the public's attention. Lastly, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum is hilarious and any film that stars Phil Silvers and Zero Mostel is a must see.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Right Now

Why does it feel and seem like that right now God hates me? I know it's not true, but it sure feel like it right now.

Friday, January 23, 2009

THE DARK KNIGHT Robbed and Melissa Leo

Yesterday, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released nominations for the 2008 Academy Awards. In doing so, they once again illustrated why Hollywood is increasingly becoming irrelevant and the ever-growing divide between the Hollywood elite and the general public. THE DARK KNIGHT was one not only the highest grossing film of 2008, but was also one of the best movies of the year. Critics and audiences alike love it. It's been at the top of many people's lists of best movies in 2008 since it was released in July. In my opinion, it is the best picture of 2008 (I'll be posting my list of best movies for 2008 in about a month or so). Despite the overwhelming acclaim, THE DARK KNIGHT was shut out of the best picture race and Christopher Nolan was robbed of a best director nomination. Not only that, but MILK a decent film but not really Oscar-worthy, has been pushed into all of the major categories mainly in retribution for the passing of Proposition 8 in California. THE DARK KNIGHT has been robbed and the Oscars this year will be the least-watched ever.

On a lighter note, the Academy did get one nomination correct. Melissa Leo was nominated for her performance in the indie film, FROZEN RIVER. Her performance is one that is often overlooked, but it is one of the year's best. She faces some stiff competition from puffy lips Angelina Jolie and rising star Anne Hathaway, so is a bit of an underdog, but I'm rooting for her to win.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Save Broadway

For those of you who are involved in theatre, you will probably find this video hilarious. I did. Enjoy!


Sunday, January 18, 2009

Fifteen Minutes

"In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes."—Andy Warhol, 1968.

About a month ago I was in the final stages of a selection process for a survival reality show that was going to air on the Discovery Channel. For those of you who don’t know, I’m a huge fan of the show SURVIVOR and though this show wasn’t SURVIVOR, it would have allowed me a chance to travel to an exotic locale and be paid (in my opinion) a handsome sum of money (which would have almost allowed me to repay most of my debts) for the time and experience. A week before I was to go to the final interview, I found out that the network had pulled all funding for the show. My interview was cancelled and my latest chance of possible fame evaporated in an instant. I took it in stride, though a little disappointed.

I want my fifteen minutes of fame. I know it’s selfish, but it’s true and I won’t deny it. I want to be famous. I grew up poor and am still poor and in debt. I don’t want to be poor anymore. I’m a creative person who has a lot to offer the world, but I need an opportunity to share what I can do. I want people to know my name. I want to be a celebrity. Whether we like it or not, celebrities have power, have a pedestal to speak from that even a lot of politicians don’t have, and are able to shape and mold our culture on a grand scale. I want that and not just want for myself. I know the influence I could have on others. I know that I could positively affect and influence some of the gatekeepers and creators of our culture, not to mention that I would then be in a position to create part of our culture myself on a massive scale.

I want my fifteen minutes of fame because I’m ready to Shine.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Cool Video



Check out the first promo video for THE SAGA OF BEOWULF. Not too shabby, huh. I'd buy the book.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

An Atheist's Thoughts About Africa

Listed below is a link to an article that I really found interesting. The title of the article is

"As an atheist, I truly believe Africa needs God"

Enjoy.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The End of 2008

Tomorrow is the last day of 2008. I try to look on the bright side of things, but 2008 was a crappy year. Good riddance! Hear's to the new year of 2009!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

From Oliver Stone

Last week Oliver Stone said that President George W. Bush has "a giant ego" and is full of "boneheaded arrogance." Stone was describing the President but the exact same phrases can be used to describe most Hollywood celebrities and politicians, including Stone himself.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Win a Free Book


A few posts ago I mentioned a book I had just found about, The Saga of Beowulf. If you go to this blog http://authoradventures.blogspot.com/ and leave a comment before midnight New Years Eve you can win a copy of the book sent directly to you from the author. I usually refrain from plugging giveaways, but this is a first-time & self-published author who I really would like to see succeed.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Get Rid of Rod Blagojevich

I was raised and currently live in the State of Illinois. Today our Governor, Rod Blagojevich was arrested by the FBI. Blagojevich is a criminal. He won his first term on a platform based on change, reform, and ethics. After his first day in office it was apparent he was just as corrupt as his predecessor (who is currently serving a six-year term in prison), if not more so. I think he's more corrupt than former Gov. George Ryan. Blagojevich has ran the State of Illinois into the ground and he really doesn't care.

His attorney, Sheldon Sorosky, said today, "He didn't do anything wrong. A lot of this is just politics." What a load of crap. Blagojevich has been under federal investigation for a huge list of crimes since 2002. Public officals usually aren't charged with any criminal activity until the are out of office, unless the wrongdoing is really bad. The only reason he was arrested today was because he was going to literally sell the U.S. Senate seat that Barack Obama resign from after being elected President. The Feds had seen enough and couldn't let that go on and the corruption run any deeper. The best thing to happen in Illinois in a long time is having Blagojevich arrested. Unfortunately, he won't resign and is so arrogant will probably try to use Illinois tax money to pay for all his personal lawyer fees.

I don't think there are any politics dirtier than in Chicago.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Daydreaming

I was daydreaming while at work. I'm basically a data entry person and I sometimes spend two hours at a stretch typing in info and glancing at a computer screen to make sure the correct boxes are checked. Today I was daydreaming about California. I've never been to California and I stopped dreaming about moving there about seven years ago. It was strange, but that daydream felt a little like home.

Friday, December 05, 2008

For Fans of BEOWULF


Yesterday I learned of a new novel that just came out a couple of months ago. It's entitled The Saga of Beowulf. The book combines all of the historical and mythological elements of Beowulf into a novel format. Check out http://www.fantasycastlebooks.com/ for more info. Anyone who likes Beowulf should give it look.

Monday, December 01, 2008

In Memory of Jdimytai Damour

For those who don't know, Jdimytai Damour was the 34 year-old man who was trampled to death last Friday (11/28) at a Wal-Mart store in Long Island, NY. He had gotten the job through a temp agency and was working there part time through the holidays to earn some extra money. Apparently he was a huge movie buff.

I never met Mr. Damour. But the story of his death this past weekend was one of the most tragic and sad things I've heard about recently. Trampled to death by a bunch of careless customers who wanted to spend money. It makes me sick even though it gives us a snapshot of just how screwed up our country has become.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Two Talents Instead of Five

Thanksgiving is next week. A few days after that is my birthday. I have a great deal to be thankful for. I have a job that, though it doesn’t pay very much, doesn’t leave me feeling miserable at the end of each day. I have a great family: parents, siblings, a few close cousins, etc. I’ve been able to see and experience some pretty amazing things in my life. I’ve dug for dinosaur bones, been the producer and co-host of an international award-winning radio program, and walked atop the white cliffs of Dover. I currently live in a rural and somewhat remote area and I sometimes joke with people that it would be nice to have some friends, but the truth is that I have friends literally spread around the world and many of them I’m still on a good basis with. Also, even though I’m an impoverished American (poverty in America is much different than the rest of the world), every one of my needs has been provided for. My faith is the central core of who I am and God has been good.

Yet, despite all of these blessings in my life, I find myself struggling to be content. Most of my friends from high school and college are now married and have families of their own. Most are earning incomes of thirty, forty, fifty, and some close to a hundred-thousand dollars a year. They have their own homes and drive around in vehicles that aren’t on the verge of breaking down and falling apart. Some have gone quite far in their chosen careers and are now in positions of power and prestige in their communities.

I try not to compare myself to any of that. But it’s extremely difficult sometimes. I was born poor. I’ve tried to rise above that while still truly living life to the fullest, but the fact is I’m still poor. I don’t own a home and though someday would like to, I know that it might be financially impossible for me to ever do that (besides I have wanderlust I constantly have to deal with). I drive a car that is seventeen years old; being poor and already in debt doesn’t allow for one to do buy new cars. As for matters of the heart, I’m pretty much a complete loser in that aspect and though I’m content being single, but I can’t deny that I’d really like to be married someday. As for careers, well, neither of the professions I chose to pursue thus far have turned out very well. I really want to make movies and write. I was supposed to go to film school several years ago, but gave that up to get a teaching certificate instead. I can make a great teacher, but that field hasn’t turned out very well and the politics of education in America has soured me about it. In all honestly, instead of teaching I’d much rather make movies, but finding those opportunities with hardly any experience is incredibly difficult where I’m at right now. I’d move to a better locale, but moving requires money and once again I’m back to being poor. (As for writing, I do that and do it well. I just may never have the connections to be able to turn my writing into some sort of income.)

Lately, I find myself thinking about Jesus’ parable of the talents (Matt. 25:13-30). In that parable a master gave one of his servants five talents, another two, and another one. He did this just before he left on a long journey that he might not come back from. But he came back and we he did he went to those three servants to see how well they did with what he gave them. The guy with five doubled his, the guy with two doubled his, but the guy with one buried his in the ground. The guy with five and two were rewarded but the guy with one was literally thrown to the wolves. I don’t think I’m like the guy who just had one and then hoarded it. I’ve never really imagined myself as the guy who was given five either. Instead, I’ve always felt I was more like the guy who was given two. He wasn’t given very much, but he doubled the investment by the time his master returned. The thing I keep thinking about is the servant who was only given two talents. He started out with only two while his friend was given five. The guy who was given five talents had a huge advantage over him. I know the master only gave them what they could handle, but that still doesn’t stop me from pondering what would have happened if the servant with two had started out with three talents instead of two.

As Thanksgiving approaches with my birthday soon after, I have to remind myself that I only have control over what has been given to me. Other people are not you. Even though I wrestle with tinges of jealousy when I see my bosses son’s new BMW or hear about another girl I was kind of attracted to now dating, engaged, or married to someone else or find out about a friend’s recent promotion, I won’t let those feelings of jealousy control me. I’ve lived, and not just existed, a pretty good life so far. I am blessed and God has been faithful. Despite not being where I would like to be or doing exactly what I want to, I know things are going to turn out. Life moves too fast for me to compare myself to others and I am what I am.

Friday, November 21, 2008

I Can Do More Than Imagine

A few years ago a Christian band named Mercy Me released a song entitled "I Can Only Imagine". The song was huge on Christian radios stations (and is still played rather frequently) and many churches and para-church groups use the song as a praise song. Basically the gist of the song is that a believer can only imagine and really has no idea what it will be like when they die and go to Heaven and meet Jesus face to face.

What a crock. First off, if you can only imagine what Heaven is like, then apparently you haven't read the Bible very well because there are some fairly vivid descriptions of certain things to be seen in Heaven. Besides that, if you can only imagine, then you haven't lived much of life, either. I'm not that old, yet, but there are times in my life during certain events and experiences that I know I've tasted a bit and been given a glimpse of Heaven here on Earth. Granted, sometimes it wasn't until after those moments had past that I realized the significance of what had happened. But still, it happened.

Perhaps instead of singing about only imagining, you should walk outside and actually do a bit of living, and not just existing, first.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Obama's Faith

For a fascinating interview with President-elect Barack Obama about his faith read this article. It's pretty clear from the interview that at the time Obama was a unitarian universialist, possibly growing into a deist.